Saturday, August 8, 2009

Mmm ribs~!

FIREUNCOOKED~!Being cooked by yours truly :p
(BTW, it was cold so that explains the fluffy jacket haha)

COOKED~!
I'd die before i become a vegetarian :)

Friday, August 7, 2009

Do you ever just sit there..

With a blank mind..
Wondering if you should write some bullshit blog to pass time..
I'am so not creative >.<
Don't mind me, honestly i just like to read what other people have to say.
I don't even know why i have followers, do you guys like reading what i have to say? If so, that's cool :) I never expected to have followers <3
I'll try not to be boring anyways.. I'll post pictures of dead animals and write stories about how they possibly died >.<
Yeyahh! x]

Ok.. I'll stop now :(

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rude ass bouncers..

Why are bouncers so god damn rude and mean most of the times?! I understand that they have to deal with drunk/rude/stupid people from time to time but why the hell do they have to be so rude to EVERYONE? And if it doesn't go their way, the only thing they have to say as a threat is "OR YOU'LL GET KICKED OUT!" Man, shut the F#!@ up with that shit..

Last night one of the bouncers told me to move (he actually pushed me as he told me to) so i did.. Then he comes back and pushes me again telling me to move, but this time there were people in front if me and I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT BLIND! Then i tell him (as i'm pointing to the people in front of me) "I can't move! There's people here!!" Then the dumb cunt goes "Fucken move or get kicked out!"..... I was there thinking 'Is this guy serious right now..'

I hate that they assume we're ALL drunk and not worth listening to.. It just really pissed me off cos he couldn't understand WHY i couldn't move.. Bouncers should not be allowed to put their hands on you unless the situation calls for it... MY situation did NOT call for him to push me.. TWICE..

End of rant i guess.. >:/

Stupid hardcore-acting bouncers...

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Soo drunk!

My godddddddd! But ima try to type with perfect grammar and all that shizz.. Lol.. And ima go back and correct my spelling etc.. You don't know this but i've already done like 8 typos haha!

My night was sooo gooooood! I went clubbing, the DJ made the guy point a spotlight at me and i was just feeling fucking good!! Haha! And he was saying like "Damn, you girls could learn a few moves from this chick!" i didn't realise til my girl Eleni was like "AHHHH he's talking about you!!" Wooooooooooo!! Alot of other cool shit happened but i'm wayy too lazy to type it... Anyways, my cousin drove us home as he was drunk but got pulled over by the cops and they took him away.. We had to fucken walk!! And i was saying "Fucken cop!! If we get raped and killed it's HIS FAULT!!!" but then we got to a petrol station and called a cab from there.. It was fucked up though.. Cos i had no credit.. My other cousin had no battery and our other friends phone couldn't make calls! It was just baaad luck lol! But we got home in the end.. I felt so drunk when i got home.. I just didn't give 2 shits about anything.. I haven't even slept yet and the sun came up already :O ahhhhhhhhh........ I'ma go to sleeeep soooooooon and it's gonna be the BEST sleeep!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, chaooo..!

Sorry for all the swearing, i don't swear alot.. Except for tonight.. I swore alot.. In a GOOD way though!! :D

xx

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Neno's Award.

Yayy! The beautiful Liz has tagged me with this award thingy! I don't know what it's for exactly but it makes my blog feel cool hehe =] Check out her blog.

Terms & Conditions For the Award Recipient

1. Paste the Award Logo in your blog.

2. Give out the award to 10 Blogs that you feels the most inspired and most friendly.

3. Make sure you back linked the recipients' blogs to your blog.

4. Inform the recipients about the award by leaving them comments on their blog.

5. Give some love to the person who gave you this award.

Ahh, at the moment i don't have many followers (i didn't expect to have any at all!) so i'ma tag the ladies that i already have :)

Monday, May 18, 2009

Miss Tiffany Pageant 2009!

Sorrawee Nattee took first place in this years Miss Tiffany Pageant! For those who don't know what it is- Miss Tiffany's are Transexuals of Thailand :)

You can't even tell they're men! They're soo beautiful!Thailand is not ashamed of their Transexuals :)
"When asked to name her hero, winner Sorrawee earned loud applause by naming her mother and father, and as the evening progressed, cheers for her grew louder and louder as the audience urged their favourite to victory."

Sunday, May 17, 2009

If i could have ANY pokemon..

It'd have to be Eevee! They're my favourite! (although my yahoo address is j.igglypuff) hehe.

But yeah, Eevee is mad coooool! It can evolve into Water/Ice/Dark/Grass Etc.. My god.. Everytime i play Pokemon on my DS, i HAVE to catch a Ponyta or an Eevee!

I sound like a child, but oh well :)

Okay, that's all xD

Saturday, May 16, 2009

OLD NEWS; Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing.

I guess i STILL find this funny :P

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,

Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.




From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached




From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.




From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached




http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847



LMFAO ahaha! This dude is cracked, had me rolling after he stuck an extra leg on the spider ahahahaa! xD

Saturday, May 9, 2009

My bf is such a cutie!

He went to the shops to cut his hair and comes home with a mouse.. LMAO i was like WTF baby.. He said his cousin wanted a mouse but changed his mind after my bf bought it for him. Lol, they're both gronks! I'll never leave them alone ever again hahahaha and since tomorrow is Mother's Day.. He asked me what he should draw for his mum.. And i'm like.. I ono.. Flowers? Teddy bear? and he's like "Okay"............... He ends up drawing a character called "Ichigo" off the anime "Bleach".... One of him turning into a DEMON...... For Mother's Day........ O_O he's so immature.. But i love him anyways <3 :]

Black and white.

I rarely make my pix BnW, but ima start doing it more often. Haha!
:]

At work..

I work at a Thai restaurant with some old Thai people.. And there's this one lil old woman who cuts the veges and washes the dishes.. She's so freakin cute! The way she talks haha omg.. It's so fobby and she's so random.. Like she's asking me if i want something to 'TEK away' and i'm like yea anything.. And she gets back to doing her business.. And out of no where she's like "Tek away.. TEKnology (technology)" lmao ahaha it's just funny to me, i find stuff like this hilarious, fobby people make me laugh the hardest!

I love fobby people <3

Sunday, May 3, 2009

He asked me to watch football for him..

And i'm bored as hell!! How can a man sit in front of the T.V and watch.... Sports.... It's so boring... Guys are confusing species.. Thank god i can switch in between Spongebob and this crap!! yayy!! xD

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I went clubbing lastnight.

It was wild.. Or maybe i just haven't been out in a LONG ass while? I forgot how much Aguas i drank.. Hmmm... From the top of my head i can count 6.. Anthony had more than me but was still normal, wdf?!.. Lol.. Some dude offered to buy me a drink in front of my bubz and he got MMMMMAAAD... Told him off and shit.. I don't why, but for some reason i like it when he's overprotective.. Kinda SEXY! Grr!! Must stop thinking dirty thoughts..

But yeah, for a while i started to forget how it feels like to be drunk, til last night of course.. When you're drunk.. Every song that comes on is the is better than the last song.. When I'M drunk, i get REALLY impatient when the song has no bass, YET.. Like damn man, play techno all night and i'll be content, I WANT B A S S !! Haha!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, i'm so fricken stuffed right now.. Headache is killing me.. Taking care of my baby, the alcohol finally set in.. Lol.. He's so cute right now.. I feel like drawing on him.. Omg that reminds me.. Oh actually, don't worry about it, i cbf writing it out, too much... Feeling lazyyyyy.....

Friday, April 24, 2009

Insects!

Are the most horrible-est things God has ever created!! Sometimes i find myself wishing death upon ALL insects on Earth.. I hate them, they scare the living day light out of me.. I honestly think it's their legs... It creeps me the hell out.. Have you ever seen a cockroach (or any insect) on it's back and it's kicking its legs in hopes on clinging onto something so they can regain their stance? It sends a whole heap of CHILLS down my spine! Far out.. Just by writing that, i feel paranoid now.....

Like 3 days ago, my cousins were playing Guitar Hero outside. One of them texted me (i was in my room) to come out and see something 'really cool'. So i went out... One cousin was like "Can you turn the a/c on?" while the other was saying "Do you remember that ice cream truck tune?" (swear to god, these cunts were smart for asking me that, got me all distracted and shit! GRRRR) and i'm like looking at the TV screen and walking towards the a/c control with my hand out, thinking wtf the ice cream truck tune was.. Then i looked where the control was, and oh my fucken (oops) god.. There was this HUGE ASS brown GRASSfuckenHOPPER! So i ran away with them laughing, they knew i have a bad phobia of huge insects, those cunts!! GRRR!!... But yeah.. I'm still kinda paranoid to use the front door cos it might be there.. So i go around the back and walk ALL AROUND the house.... I hate insects....

Top 10 tactics that make you buy.

I didn't write this.

Ever wondered why the milk is located at the back of the supermarket and the cosmetics at the front of the department store?

Have you found yourself humming along to the easy listening hits piped through the grocery store, throwing products into your trolley as you try to remember the next line?

Retailers spend millions of dollars a year to make your shopping experience a pleasant (read: expensive) one. The more you enjoy it, they figure, the more you'll spend. And it works.

Well, forewarned is forearmed. Here is our list of the top 10 sneaky tricks that retailers use to part you from your hard-earned cash. If you'd like to be able to shop without blowing the budget every time, take note:

1. Location, location, location

In retailing, as in real estate, location is everything. The milk is at the back of the supermarket for the simple reason that you have to walk past everything in the shop to get to it. There's no dashing in and dashing out again. Instead there's enough time to remember that you also need dishwashing detergent, garbage bags and, oh yes, Tim Tams. The best layouts are designed to keep you moving and often follow a curving path (think of an IKEA store or your local Target). The effect is to have you "wander around".

2. Refer to rule one

While we're on the subject of location, it's no accident that small, incidental purchases are placed close to the cash registers. Magazines, chocolate bars, batteries … the kind of stuff you never remember unless it's staring you in the face. In the same way, lip glosses, scented candles, soaps, those little "comedy" books, key rings and the like will be placed tantalisingly near the counter of specialist shops. It makes it easier for you to say "oh, and this too, thanks". You'll also often see products classified as impulse buys placed at the ends of aisles, making them hard to miss.

3. Smells like teen spirit

Probably bigger in the US than it is here, scent can be used to create a buying ambience. The classic is coffee and freshly baked bread in supermarkets (try smelling either and not feeling hungry), but there have also been cases where sports stores have been scented to smell like locker rooms (supposedly to make you feel like an athlete).

4. My kind of sound

Next time you're shopping, close your eyes and listen to the tempo of the sounds being piped through the aisles. In a traditional department store, the music is likely to be soothing — aimed at slowing you down and encouraging you to linger over the merchandise. Supermarkets play those comfortable, easy hits that have you singing along and probably not sticking as closely to your shopping list as you should. Specialty stores will use music to reflect the kind of customer the retailer is targeting — young, funky boutiques play young, funky music (usually at ear-splitting levels).

5. Show me the money

Visual merchandising (a fancy name for displays) offers more ammunition. By putting items together in an attractive way, or, in the case of home stores, showing a room setting that allows you to imagine the items at your place, retailers are doing the hard work for you. So rather than buying the picture frame you went in the store for, you might buy three (they "group" so nicely) — and perhaps a rug, lamp and cushion to "tie the look together".

This kind of enticement begins with the glossy catalogues that stores now produce. No longer just a photographic show-through of a company's product, the catalogues are selling "see-yourself-here" lifestyle aspirations.

6. Look at me

To make you buy, the retailer has to get you to stop. The more you stop to look at attractive displays or interesting details or "bargain" signs, the more likely it is that extra stuff will find its way into your basket or trolley. To combat this, keep on walking — if it's that interesting, you can always go back later.

7. Shelf possessed

It's no accident that the most expensive items in a supermarket are placed at eye level (or that products aimed at kids are placed about three-feet from the ground). We see therefore we buy. It takes a savvy shopper to know that cheaper products are usually on the bottom shelves. Bend a little and save.

8. Twice as nice

How many times have you been seduced by the supermarket "multi-buy" or the shoe stores "two-for-one" offer? Using the words "two for one" instead of "50 percent off" have been shown to increase purchases by up to 150 percent! Apparently we feel we're getting value rather than simply getting something cheap. Ask yourself this: do you really need two?

9. Size does count

It's very hard to over-shop with a basket — space is at a premium — which is why some retailers push us towards trolleys. Your three-item shopping list — toothpaste, butter, tuna — looks very lonely in a huge trolley and it's hard to avoid the temptation to throw in extra products to keep them company. Before you know it, you've racked up a huge bill.

10. When trying has you buying

Clothes-shopping has many traps for the unwary. From the salesperson who tries to develop "a relationship" with you (so that you trust her judgement and will take her advice on additional purchases) to the little "extras" that are vital to making an outfit "work" — think jewellery, bag, shoes, scarf … and the list goes on. It also seems that simply trying something on can lead to a purchase. It's called "claiming ownership" and the logic goes that once you've had that coat on your back you'll feel less happy about putting it back on the rack. Nobody's suggesting you shouldn't try before you buy, but beware those possessive feelings.

http://www.money.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=275230

Damn, i feel like i'm getting 'tricked' everytime i go shopping now, lol. Not really, but props for whoever had the idea of putting candy near the registers! :p